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Military Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


U.S. ARMY - MMmmmmm....pizza!


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.87/5

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THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm, #248513
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm, #248502

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm, #239062
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by skinschamp10

Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm, #217484
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm, #217389
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am, #217362
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am, #217354
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am, #217348
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm, #217329
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm, #218815
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am, #218806
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am, #218799
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am, #218798
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am, #218790
sounds like fun


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm, #39431
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm, #35918
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm, #230305

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm, #230300
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm, #230299

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm, #230293
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am, #230281

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am, #230270
Very Moving Picture 5L.


MILITARY TERMS -


TAGS: military tank howitzer
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:47 am, #216168
you said "that" twice.
pzykosiz - April 11, 2011, 7:17 pm, #216148
a s**t - something that blows others
MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 6:01 pm, #216144
Time on Target means "let's all blow it up together!"


YOU! - STFU and choke yourself!


TAGS: you stfu military funny pointing
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by general440lee

WTFO - June 4, 2009, 12:03 am, #84047
"you had best square your a** away and start ****ting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely f*** you up!"
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 4:27 pm, #83813
Godd*** it, with my hand, numbnuts!! Don't pull my f***ing hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!


MARINE SQUADMATES - Denies the enemy the fact of seeing you crawl out on your hands and knees. Instead they help you walk out, holding your sidearm, ready for revenge.


TAGS: marines military
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by sgtrock12

MotiMan321 - October 23, 2011, 12:09 pm, #225290
OOH RAH!
MotiMan321 - October 23, 2011, 12:08 pm, #225289
OOH RAH!
Thunderstrike - October 16, 2011, 8:26 pm, #225169
It's a mixture of "we gotta get him out of here" and "BRING IT!!"


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm, #240159
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm, #219774
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm, #121213
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #61927
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm, #43365
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm, #35274
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm, #19787
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am, #16974
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm, #13831
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am, #13500
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am, #12989
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm, #248123
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm, #248122
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm, #248073
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm, #236657
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm, #236632
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm, #236631
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm, #236630
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm, #236626
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am, #236604
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am, #236603
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm, #209349
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm, #209133

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


DOUBLE TAP... -


TAGS: airforce military weapon bomb
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm, #209671
You're coming in 5x5.


HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm, #226396
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am, #190264

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm, #190189

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190114
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm, #190077
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm, #190075
FUC1


OF COURSE YOU CAN BRING YOUR SOCK MONKEY -


TAGS: military bravery
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - October 15, 2011, 1:32 am, #225117
Does that mean he never looks down when he's in the shower?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:18 am, #225114
Awww, H-E-double toothpicks, who would be scared of a little prick? Anyone? Anyone? Moooooooooooooooo?
Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:27 pm, #225107
Beautifully funny.
LuanMao - October 14, 2011, 7:52 pm, #225106
Nothing but truth


WAR - it's hell




HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.




WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm, #193881
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm, #193853
wicked jester..............boo yah


WRITING YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW... -


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm, #247512
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm, #211456
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm, #211455
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm, #211454

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm, #211453

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm, #211444
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm, #211443
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm, #211442
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm, #211441
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm, #211385

d*** lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm, #211384

5weet!!
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm, #211383

5weet!!


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm, #254970
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm, #254967
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm, #254945
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm, #254944
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am, #254932
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm, #219914
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am, #219906
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #219884
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm, #255028
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


MY COUNTRY - didn't trained me to die for my country. My country trained me to help others die for theirs


TAGS: military
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by vlad9885

MashiMashi - July 25, 2012, 11:22 am, #237600
Post to Military funny and have a bigger gun
SethMythrax - July 11, 2012, 6:41 pm, #237172
opps, i meant trained. Should read - didn't "train" me to die for my country. ....
SethMythrax - July 11, 2012, 6:39 pm, #237171
The 1st didnt should have been did......


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm, #256191
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159270
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am, #136509
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am, #127892
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125667
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm, #125658
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125656
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm, #125654
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


LIGHT 'EM UP - Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, your life is expensive.


TAGS: military tribute
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by aintright

ICEMAN - June 17, 2010, 2:51 am, #180622
f***in' A Bubba.


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Kerry

Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm, #96308
having support pole in hid a** cant help


NATIONAL GUARD - cuz sandbags don't fill themselves


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.24/5


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm, #255526
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm, #255515

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm, #255514
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm, #242616
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242615
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm, #242614
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm, #242613
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242612
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm, #118072
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am, #108641
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am, #108639
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am, #108638
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am, #108636
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am, #108634
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am, #106727
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am, #106724
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am, #106723
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am, #106719
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am, #106717
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am, #106633
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #106631
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am, #106629
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am, #106628
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am, #106627
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am, #106626
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am, #106624
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm, #106616
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm, #106614
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm, #106612
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm, #106609
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am, #101707
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am, #101290
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am, #101267
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am, #101234
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am, #101200
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am, #101199
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #100978
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm, #100945
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm, #198952
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm, #198896
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm, #211838
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am, #210549
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm, #210517
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm, #210508
Yep! 5 little bottles of h** sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm, #210499
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


ARTILLERY -


TAGS: military artillery
Rating: 4.82/5

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MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 5:49 pm, #219664
The King of Battle!!! 5 HE Round5


FAIL. - French Military victories?


TAGS: french military victories
Rating: 3.36/5

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Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:59 pm, #98963
Cheech it isn't just liberal politicians trying to reduce collateral damage and civilian casualties it's all politicians because they think it makes them look like a better person. It's all political theatre. Wake up, they're all on the same team dip****.
Sean - May 22, 2009, 9:42 pm, #81580
Have you posted any posters yet Cheech?
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:52 pm, #81577
In a true fight/war your goal is to SMASH your enemy by ANY means necessary.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:51 pm, #81576
The US beat themselves in Vietnam. We let the UN and politicians get involved. There actually no war we can't win if we are willing to go far enough. A major problem like we are having now is the LIBERAL politicians get involved.
Nonsense - March 22, 2009, 3:57 pm, #67178
Napoleon was an ethnic Italian born on Corsica a year it was sold to France. Jean of Arc? Ya, a little girl claiming to have visions of God won a war. I think it counts as a defeat.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:22 pm, #56205
...no, that was a real error a while ago. It's been fixed since.
Typed it in myself - January 31, 2009, 12:17 pm, #56180
this is what the first link was: french military victories Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents. Suggestions:. - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords. ... www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victor
HEY - January 14, 2009, 11:53 pm, #52063
you know whats funny about vietnam?.....america did not have to be liberated during or after it....
Culos - January 9, 2009, 1:36 pm, #50733
And sure they couldn't win in Vietnam, but didn't another great nation fail to do so as well?????
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:34 am, #50603
FFS, crack open a history book, will you? I'm no fan of the Gael, but there *was* this guy once upon a time, Bonaparte. And a gal, Jane, Jean? Something of the Arc....
Anonymous - January 8, 2009, 7:37 pm, #50545
The French cannot win on their own against another country, that is a proven fact. The only time the French won on their own is when they fought other French in their Revoulution.
Conrad Palmer - January 8, 2009, 3:06 pm, #50480
guys..im canadian, so i dont really give a **** about the french or the american revolution
Dipshit: - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm, #50450
Htd...its not actully on google its just like the chuck norris thing you have to click "im feeling lucky"
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 10:49 am, #50422
And without their "help" today we wouldn't have all the wars in Africa.
Toussaint - January 8, 2009, 10:04 am, #50408
Without the French help during the American Revolution, there wouldn't be a US.
4Real - January 8, 2009, 9:47 am, #50406
You are a **** sucker, english win beacose they appear when the war is over, and attak only if they are 15 time more. Bunch of faget
htc - January 7, 2009, 11:08 pm, #50287
Fail cause this doesn't happen.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 10:43 pm, #50275
You got my hopes up. I actually googled it.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 6:04 pm, #50188
This is both epic and full of win! Your reward is 500 interwebs.


REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.38/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am, #258658
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm, #258649
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm, #258614
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm, #179786
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am, #179776
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm, #179696
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm, #179690
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am, #214818
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm, #214769
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am, #214749
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am, #214739
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214674
Excellence.


HAPPINESS - is a dog and a warm gun.


TAGS: military gun dog navy
Rating: 3.94/5

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szo850 - December 24, 2012, 4:57 am, #241810
That and killing other human beings, right?


TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am, #236197
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm, #235813
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm, #178784
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm, #178782
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #153767
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm, #121917
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm, #121916
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm, #118401
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am, #91447
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #76057
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm, #75396
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am, #56066
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm, #56016
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am, #55825
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am, #55799
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #55782
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm, #55730
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm, #50198
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am, #50034
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am, #49956
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am, #49948
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49933
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49931
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am, #49930
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am, #49424
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am, #49423
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am, #49420
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am, #49419
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am, #49413
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am, #49409
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am, #49404
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am, #49403
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am, #49395
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am, #49390
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am, #49389
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am, #49386
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am, #49385
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am, #49383
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am, #49382
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am, #49381
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am, #49379
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am, #49374
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am, #49372
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #49354
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am, #49352
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47518
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47517
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am, #47514
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am, #47510
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am, #47508
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am, #47146
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm, #47131
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am, #46562
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm, #46269
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am, #44297
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #44196
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm, #42710
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm, #42708
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #42607
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am, #42493
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am, #42484
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm, #42228
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: military recruiter
Rating: 4.83/5

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mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm, #222144
+5
RetiredUSNChief - July 28, 2011, 6:27 pm, #222054
Ain't that the truth! +5!


VARIETY - IT'S THE SPICE OF LIFE...AND DEATH


TAGS: http www militarylulz com
Rating: 4.66/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:10 pm, #248081
Might have to double check this... AP, API, and AP tracer, I think. In a .50 BMG. Someone's going Amored Personnel Carrier hunting, since regular ball will rip new exhaust ports in an engine block.


PRAYER - Even the strongest need guidence.


TAGS: army military religion
Rating: 3.72/5

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03DOC - January 25, 2012, 12:12 pm, #228090
Coming from a combat vet, with the Corps..not once did I hear ANY of my Marines call for chaplain!..DOC is the first words out of their mouths! And my very close friend HM1(FMF)Bollinger is just that DOC in this actual ph**o!HM2(FMF)James 3rd Batt 4th Mar
doc s - January 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #150099
it depends on what the situation is, seeing that those are marines, the say corpsman up... and if they are in that type of position, that normally means, someone was just kia.
Guitboxer - January 3, 2010, 5:09 pm, #149791
I disagree. If a soldier gets hit with a bullet, is the first word out of his mouth, "Medic!" or "Chaplain!"?
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:19 am, #143650
"There are no atheists in a foxhole" Course, there are usually foxes. Not cubbybear-like large bre***ed asian foxes. Just rabid rip your face off foxes. But they are christian at least. This has been your 0724 ramble. Please stay tuned.


NATIONAL GUARD - Because not everyone can be a real soldier.


TAGS: military national guard
Rating: 2.11/5

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bluethin2013 - February 10, 2013, 5:28 pm, #243353
I'll be sure to tell my son that the reason I wasn't there to watch his birth was because I was in Iraq, busy "not being a real soldier". Glad to see you know so much about what guard soldiers do and have gone through. Have a nice day.
williewill41 - October 15, 2011, 2:29 pm, #225124
If not for the guard we would not be able to fight two wars so you should say sorry to all those families in the guard who have lost a love one in combat, JERK
colt45103 - January 28, 2010, 8:45 pm, #155044
Tell that to all of the National Guardsmen sacrificing to serve our country in Iraq and Afghanistan


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm, #256473
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm, #256470
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm, #256453
indeed 5L


TSA - I can't believe they took my fingernail clippers away.


TAGS: funny military
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sullyvan - October 29, 2012, 6:08 pm, #240237
^Are you implying that this soldier going to fight for his country isn't a work of greatness all by itself?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:57 am, #188226
The caption made this otherwise limited pic into a work of greatness. 5L


DIPLOMACY - Here! Have 68 grains of it!


TAGS: military
Rating: 3.68/5

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Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 10:17 pm, #159637
Awesome!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 9:29 pm, #159610
LMAO
TheTrashHeap - February 20, 2010, 8:58 pm, #159595
Thanks for that important update southernsoldier83. I have been on the edge of my seat waiting for that interesting and vital piece of info. Are there not any military forum and pic sites where somebody might actually care about this crap?
southernsoldier83 - February 20, 2010, 8:51 pm, #159592
Da5id actually the M855 (green tip) is the most common round used and the is the 62gr. steel core. The M193 is the 55gr. FMJ and it is very unlikely that this is the M193.
Ryan - January 6, 2009, 7:23 pm, #49841
I like it!
Da5id - November 14, 2008, 11:13 am, #36298
Great creation man, my a**hole nature is dying to point out 62 or 55 grain are standard for that firearm. 55 most likely.


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am, #236156
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm, #235893
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm, #235804
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235799
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235795
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted


TAGS: military bullet magizine
Rating: 3.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:36 pm, #253369
Military life isn't for everyone, I admit that I didn't like regimented life. For me it wasn't so bad, but it wasn't so great either. I was a good soldier, followed orders, did my duty, and was honorably discharged.


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.83/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm, #231606
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am, #230269
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -




D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.


TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm, #238650
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am, #251066
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm, #239757
That's implying he actually hits his target...


KINETIC ENERGY... -


TAGS: apds military kinetic sabot splatter
Rating: 4.94/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:27 pm, #216204
'bout as good as it gets right here! Good job MPsniper!


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication ph**ography risk military kills
Rating: 4.36/5

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Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm, #233615
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm, #233610
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm, #233604
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am, #210682
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


My Father Told Me Once -




BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.39/5

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taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223817
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm, #222564
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm, #222120
Good try though. d*** those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm, #221992
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.


TAGS: military wife kia war marine
Rating: 4.68/5

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Krissie - July 4, 2011, 11:29 am, #220957
5sad lions.... :'(


WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.55/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm, #252617
Thank you for your service.


NAVY SEAL ENCOUNTER -


TAGS: military seals
Rating: 4.59/5

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Master - April 23, 2011, 1:54 pm, #217151
Most people like to make a**umptions, rather than think things through. Drunks are better at this than are most people. Cool story!


2011 MEMORIAL DAY - To those who have served before me, those who serve with me and those who will serve after me, thank you. You truly are the best of America.




C-17 -


TAGS: military
Rating: 3.23/5

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NYHCx845 - December 10, 2009, 10:44 pm, #144611
Most uncomfortable ride to hell EVER!!!!


TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON


TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.53/5

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Vanner - September 14, 2013, 6:07 pm, #249647
I would have thought the Spitfire or the P51 was the most recognised fighter plane. The Tomcat, probably the most recognised jet fighter..
AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am, #157990
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am, #157978
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.


GREATER LOVE - HAS NO ONE THAN THIS,THAT HE LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS-John




"SEMPER FI" - Means-"Mess with democracy and we'll slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it."


TAGS: marines military democracy grunt
Rating: 3.38/5

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GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 6:46 pm, #121426
And I got you again. Thanks for the game. Beer call.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:33 pm, #121414
*in best South Park voice* TIMMIE!!!!
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 12:23 pm, #121368
Tag. You're it.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:11 am, #121278
Ah, I see. GySgt1811 is Timmying the Timmie.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:10 am, #121277
So now you go all Spelling Nazi? That's sauteed in FAIL, GySgt1811...
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 4:48 pm, #121161
(Koff...Koff, Semper Fidelis, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:36 pm, #121149
Loyal has fewer letters/characters than faithful, and I was at the limit.
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 1:07 pm, #121128
(Koff...Koff, Always Faithful, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 1:22 am, #120960
As a former Marine,(and I'm sure Todd already knows)"Semper Fi" is truncated Latin for Semper Fidelus, in English: Always Loyal. I may disagree with Todd's politics, but as long as we remember the Constitution and our oath, I'd stand by him on this.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 10:38 pm, #120856
Constipation can make folk irritable!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:37 pm, #120811
... by way of enema.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 8:46 pm, #120781
I think this guy needs a relaxing Herbal tea!
KDP3 - September 22, 2009, 7:01 pm, #120733
Actually we are a Democratic-Republic but good job on not only being a bigot but a timmy too!
Joe - September 22, 2009, 6:59 pm, #120730
America was designed as a republic not a democracy you redneck bush ***k s****** retard f***. Democracy is the goal of free masons and Rosicrucians dumb f*** stop waching mainstream media and pick up a real history book dumb a**.


MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.62/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am, #243253
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am, #243252
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm, #227095
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


ACT OF VALOR - THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY




ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

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Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm, #145963
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm, #145962
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm, #145684
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm, #145682
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm, #145681
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm, #145680
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm, #145679
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm, #145678
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm, #145677
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm, #145676
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am, #145675
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L


My heroes don't play with balls, They wear real uniforms. -


TAGS: military heroes
Rating: 4.15/5

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lgvernon - April 28, 2014, 7:11 pm, #254524

Mine, too!


US NAVY - (n)1. Translated for the ancient Hebrew word meaning "awesome beyond the comprehension of human reasoning."


TAGS: navy military
Rating: 3.25/5

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Hasbunmb - March 7, 2010, 3:08 am, #162590
I may have been a Marine, but consider this a formal shout out to all my Golden Shellback brothers and sisters out there! Go Navy!
Mitchell - September 22, 2009, 9:21 am, #120620
U.S. Navy is unstoppable. All other haters are jealous.
current resident - September 21, 2009, 5:18 pm, #120295
The Naval tradition I miss the most is Mid-Rats!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:07 pm, #120071
"Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Chruchill
Derek - September 20, 2009, 4:46 am, #119977
"Navy" - from the French word "navire" (ship). Sorry about the reality.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:36 pm, #119501
Yupper, on Sept 3rd two completed BUDs and one is nursing a sore flipper but will be resuming training next summer.
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:32 pm, #119498
I'm half in the bag so it doesn't matter WTFO. It is an amazing engine
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:31 pm, #119496
Coast Guard Otters....there are 2-3 of them in BUDS right now....hold on gotta check.....google Coasties in Seal training.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:30 pm, #119494
Sweet. BTW cruise is spelled with an "i". Sorry couldn't resist the grammar nazi hit.
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:27 pm, #119489
A friend of mine help design the motor (jet turbine)) in those cruse spectaculars!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:25 pm, #119486
Did you hear that the Navy switched to powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up. Just ribbing you guys, thanks for what you bring to the fight..those Tomahawks are badass!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:14 pm, #119324
i caught a canada goose in my lawn like that once
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 11:45 am, #119229
MARINE = My a** Riding In Navy Equipment
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 11:09 am, #119221
I thought it translated to "Tries to catch bird with fish hook"
Former Marine - September 18, 2009, 11:06 am, #119219
Yeah, Thanks for the ride guys!
mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:09 am, #119196
I second that. HOOYAH!


I SHALL NAME YOU - Pepe


TAGS: military desert kid pepe
Rating: 4.07/5

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LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:25 pm, #202920
"When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins"...I think that's a haikuuuuuuuu Mooooooooo.
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 3:30 pm, #202910
Round here yes, but over there I think I might brew up some trouble
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 1:36 pm, #202908
KFD is the on;y "Havoc" around here...right Davey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 1:35 pm, #202907
When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins....does that rhyme?.....I guess not...I still don't care.
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 1:07 pm, #202905
Im pretty sure I'll be able to raise some havoc though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 12:57 pm, #202903
yeah, They might have fresh goats there!!!!! (you'll never live that one down Hammy)
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 12:54 pm, #202902
I'd like that pm too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 12:37 pm, #202899
Could I get a pm on the site name? I would like to "screw them" as well. In my own special way.
motinet - November 17, 2010, 12:10 pm, #202898

Yeah, and they ripped off the idea for this entire site. They also rip off our posters and refuse to remove them, so screw them.
prochee - November 14, 2010, 4:39 pm, #202643
This is a rip-off from another site! I see people banned here for this, let's hope the standards apply to everyone...


#2 In Afghanistan -




PARARESCUE -




Weather Balloons -


TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm, #179697
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm, #57887
batman has a bat-weather balloon!


MERRY CHRISTMAS! - And God Bless Our Military Men & Women


TAGS: military christmas
Rating: 3.95/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm, #147304
This sucks on so many levels. Well done!


US NAVY - Looks like they took that advice from the Air Force


TAGS: navy air force military
Rating: 3.2/5

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Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 1:19 am, #157975
Tiger Woods, Navy and Air Force? Clearly I missed something here. It's not fair to lower the rating because I don't understand it, so no vote from me. : /


counseling -


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.02/5
Wow - April 28, 2009, 10:58 pm, #76297
That sgt aint done ****.
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 11:28 pm, #46367
Courage, the unnatural condition in which to ignore natural behavior.
WTFO - December 12, 2008, 10:08 pm, #44090
No, barockeva. This is the first step in building brave folks who have the courage to protect the freedoms you take for granted. Try not to speak of what you do not know.
barockeva - December 12, 2008, 10:53 am, #43954
Conditioning: getting people to act thoughtlessly on command.


WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm, #216257
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm, #216206
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am, #216111
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm, #216053
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm, #216013
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #216009
Lo5L.


ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am, #202577
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm, #136148
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm, #135096
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm, #135057
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm, #135030
Semper Fi'


FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.


TAGS: french cowards army military
Rating: 3.36/5

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DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm, #156647
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm, #156646
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am, #156416
what's the asking price? :3


CHARACTER - "WAR IS FOR THE PARTICIPANTS A TEST OF CHARACTER; IT MAKES BAD MEN WORSE AND GOOD MEN BETTER." -Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

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bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am, #222936
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some ph**os of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm, #222920
Yes.


NEED MORE COOKIES -


TAGS: excess control food military gun
Rating: 4.82/5

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MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am, #228206
the whole nine yards


FIRE BREATHING DRAGON - Not a myth!


TAGS: military howitzer
Rating: 4.24/5

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falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:11 pm, #224799
Send this to militaryfunny


PARARESCUE -




IT TAKES A HEART... -


TAGS: military scope sniper
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:53 pm, #244651
ROFLMAO! 5 sh**s to my funny bone. Lol!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:28 pm, #216205
by far one of my faves of yours! 5l
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:57 pm, #209043
ooohh...bang! You're dead.
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 2:54 pm, #209031
nice =)


COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




LINE OF DUTY -


TAGS: duty veterans vietnam military
Rating: 3.67/5

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indecorum - September 10, 2013, 5:02 am, #249504
Gotta love Yanks, while they're protecting their freedoms through foreign occupation, their politicians take their liberties away with the patriot act
Krissie - July 19, 2009, 11:23 am, #97039
EXCELLENT!
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 2:17 am, #73958
witnessed during the 90s. In the 90s, some joined for selfish purposes (GI bill, medical, etc.). Now the driving force is to protect this nation. I tip my hat to those I serve with and thank citizens who support us. Thanks, Ron and everyone you represent.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 2:14 am, #73956
respect for those young men and women who joined the service after 9-11. They raised their hands and swore an oath knowing they were going to war. There is a level of patriotism and willingness to fight within the military right now that surpasses what I
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 2:12 am, #73955
Hell of a poster, Ron. Always good sparring with you on the topics and trading sh**s back and forth. Remember, I'm not alone. I'm honored to be among the less than 1% of the population that protects the freedoms for the remaining 99%. I have the utmost
RON - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am, #73949
I for one do appreciate WTFO...doing the best he can for his country...thank you WTFO. Even though we may disagree on many topics...do not disagree on our love for our country!


LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!!


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm, #208686
Ive sh** people for less. lol jk


the new sword -


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.58/5
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:40 pm, #119423
The scary thing I must point out is that sooner or later that gun will be replaced by nuclear technology. Hence why I ****ted my pants at the recent events in Pakistan.
aboniks - September 18, 2009, 6:00 pm, #119332
Being a far-left liberal in uniform, I have to point out that we're not all terrorist morons. Barokeva, well...yeah, he's a moron. Carry on.
LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm, #101386
Timmy-B is a Troll, responding only makes him come back 4 moar, to him, this is his carrier
WTFO - February 5, 2009, 12:49 am, #57036
Mark, Timmy-B isn't worth trying to reason with. He's either a terrorist, a complete moron or a far-left liberal. Wait...I just checked my thesaurus and found all three of those are synonyms.
Mark - February 4, 2009, 11:46 am, #56912
barockeva - If what you say about the USA being imperialistic and our troops not having any honor was even remotely true, you'd have an M16 shoved up your a** right now. The world would be a better place if you would just eat **** and die. Thank you.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:03 am, #56891
TIMMAY!!!!
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:36 am, #56869
They put their lives in the dirt for imperialism, not American freedom. Terrorism poses no threat to American way of life. The biggest threat to American way of life is the American government.
WTFO - February 2, 2009, 1:19 am, #56446
barockeva, I'd put the honor of the great folks I serve with in all branches against any honor of yours. These brave people lay their lives on the line to allow you the freedom to remain ignorant and vocal. You're welcome, Timmy.
Porcelina - February 1, 2009, 10:01 pm, #56411
Eh, is it working?
barockeva - February 1, 2009, 9:40 pm, #56409
The mindset has changed. Warriors in the time of the sword had things like honor. Something missing these days.
The dirt - November 17, 2008, 9:49 am, #37046
is mightier than THAT sword... get an HK, or at least an AK... even a rusted old sword would be more reliable


CANADIAN NAVY CARIBOUS - Even the US Navy Seals look up to them




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