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thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 13, 2017 11:47pm, #269765


Amen to that. ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 12, 2017 8:24pm, #269761


Exactly.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 12, 2017 8:23pm, #269760


Thanks, concern3. "I must be cruel only to be kind." - William Shakespeare; Hamlet. :D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 12, 2017 8:18pm, #269759


Thank you,mizzdizz. Glad to be back. Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 12, 2017 8:15pm, #269758


Lol, thank you.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 9, 2017 12:49pm, #269726


Children seem to increase the odds exponentially. Walking, talking petri dishes. ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jul 9, 2017 12:10pm, #269725


Not sure, because I don't think anybody would be really paying attention to what's being signed. :D But I think it would be difficult for her to sign on account of 'parts' getting in her way.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 28, 2016 7:04pm, #268797


^ I think what's just as disturbing is she don't look 28, like she's been on meth for the past 5 years.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 16, 2016 1:13pm, #268580


XD This IS funny, but it begs the question WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!? :O



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 16, 2016 12:02pm, #268579


Lol.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:58am, #268553


Nice!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:55am, #268552


Doh! Lol! ^^^^^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:52am, #268551


And say hello to an extra half hour break! ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:50am, #268550


The future of the rainforests. ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:47am, #268549


So wrong! But I like it! ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:45am, #268548


Like LITERALLY break a leg!^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2016 10:39am, #268547


I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 7, 2016 8:58pm, #268536


Glad you like it.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 7, 2016 8:58pm, #268535


Exactly why I HATED working at night. The customers were creepy, but they come and go. It was the eerie coworkers who were there for the night, wondering through the store looking for the porthole to the reach the other side . . . Sorry, I've been scarred



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 7, 2016 8:48pm, #268534


So do I. XD



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 2, 2016 4:07pm, #268516


Well I know that NOW. Meanwhile, I'm learning a costly lesson in what digested curry smells like.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 2, 2016 4:04pm, #268515


It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Oct 19, 2016 4:51pm, #268400


Thanks, MissPriss.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Oct 18, 2016 5:39pm, #268394


Thanks, concern3. Glad you like it.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Oct 15, 2016 5:37pm, #268372


So true. I've had enough of those movies. In fact, I don't bother going to see them anymore. It gets stale fast.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Oct 10, 2016 6:31pm, #268329


I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Oct 10, 2016 6:27pm, #268328


I love this! Very good! ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Oct 10, 2016 6:22pm, #268327


I laughed so hard at this, and then thought "What if the Taliban reads this?" Then I laughed out loud thinking how absurd that is! They don't use the Internet looking for jokes. They don't laugh! XD



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 29, 2016 11:39pm, #268124


Thank you



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 28, 2016 3:27pm, #268113


So long as the Wayne's brothers or Simon Pegg don't have anything to do with it. Lol. I apologize if you find either funny - no offense. :D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 28, 2016 9:13am, #268107


For some it's difficult when they're wearing skinny jeans. Lol! ^



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 28, 2016 9:10am, #268106


What's worse is the ones playing videogames like that all day are - forgive me for saying - about 300 pounds bigger than that guy, making that picture more yech. Upvote here.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 28, 2016 9:05am, #268105


About 80% of the people I know don't know they're doing it refusing to change their course despite repeated warnings.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 28, 2016 8:52am, #268104


Well now the movie just got funnier. XD



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 28, 2016 8:47am, #268103


Does the black tar that killed Sacha in Next Gen count? Not my favorite episode.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 26, 2016 3:37am, #268091


Lol



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 26, 2016 3:36am, #268090


Yep, the old noggin isn't too inspired lately.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2016 11:50pm, #268079


Awesome! Lol



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 16, 2016 3:50pm, #267657


Such simpler times. I miss those days.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 16, 2016 3:48pm, #267656


Lol, glad you like it.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 16, 2016 3:48pm, #267655


Lol, glad you like it.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016 7:36pm, #267568


I swear I'm not making this up, but acoustic violins have something similar but it's called the 'F hole.' You cannot teach someone violin AND be addicted to Family Guy and American Dad. :-/



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016 1:19am, #267537


Good, God man! I thought this belonged to Sho! :-O



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016 1:14am, #267536


Sometimes the creative juices just don't flow. Had to call the plumber to get the funny going. Lol.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2016 10:24pm, #267410


No place to make a U-turn. Reverse it all the way! REVERSE IT ALL THE WAY!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2016 10:22pm, #267409


I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Didn't want to visit the doctor if I didn't have to; wouldn't even know how to describe it.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2016 10:18pm, #267408


I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling . . . .



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 3, 2016 1:39am, #267010


Awesome!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 3, 2016 1:33am, #267009


So true. Upvote! Is that what we say now? Up yours? I'm so confused!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 3, 2016 1:28am, #267008


Ouch! A true motifake. Up yours! Sorry, there no more lions. Feels odd saying that. :-/



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 3, 2016 1:24am, #267007


He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 3, 2016 1:09am, #267006


concern3! YOU . . . ARE . . . A . . . GOD! GOD I SAY! We are UNWORTHY to be in your presence! Great poster!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 30, 2016 10:13pm, #266983


Didn't think of that, LOL! :-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 26, 2016 9:50pm, #266883


Love it! I play violin, and the effects it causes on your should and neck of not poised properly can cause violence to your muscles.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 26, 2016 9:43pm, #266882


Awesome! You probably already knew this Mizzdizz but there was a time when denim was reserved specifically for prisoners. Nowadays, everyone wears denim without giving it a second thought. My, how times have changed.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 26, 2016 9:32pm, #266881


I see what you did there :-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 26, 2016 9:16pm, #266880


Lol! VERY messed up.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 8, 2016 10:21pm, #266445


Jeez, dizz! You're on a roll!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 8, 2016 10:18pm, #266444


"Life finds a way."



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 8, 2016 10:12pm, #266443


That was awesome!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 27, 2016 1:52am, #265474


Yes! Someone who agrees! Thanks, pzy.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 27, 2016 1:46am, #265473


Lol! Nice! I like that one! XD



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 15, 2016 2:23am, #265002


Glad you liked.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 15, 2016 2:22am, #265001


True, true. But it doesn't help if they've built the library on a major faultline :D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 15, 2016 2:20am, #265000


Thank you :-)



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 15, 2016 2:17am, #264999


I'm not sure either. It was a late night post. Lol XD



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 13, 2016 10:54pm, #264963


Awesome! But they don't freshen--- never mind. Lol



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 12, 2016 12:49pm, #264919


Love the picture, love the caption! That is hilarious! Sad, but hilarious!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 12, 2016 12:46pm, #264918


Awe, man! Fantastic one!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 12, 2016 12:44pm, #264917


What the heck?!? That is so funny - wrong - but funny. 5 loads of laundry.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 12, 2016 12:42pm, #264916


Oh ****! XD



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jan 4, 2016 11:31pm, #264816


Thanks, mizzdizz. Sometimes I get writers' block. I hate it :-/



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 26, 2015 2:14am, #264655


Yes, there will be casualties. Especially if strangers are involved. Sorry.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:38pm, #264638


Awesome! I loved it. Had me going for a second. I'm Italian, so I had to google Italian jokes. And this poster reminded me of a similar joke about an Italian chatting with another Italian on the subway and someone who eaves dropped. You'll love it!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:26pm, #264637


5L! That was completely unexpected! Lol! Loved it!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:23pm, #264636


Aha, I see what you did there.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:21pm, #264635


Awwww! Didn't see that coming. LOL!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:20pm, #264634


Precog or schitz. :-D I'm kidding! I always enjoy your posters, Sho . . . . usually before dark. :-/



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:15pm, #264632


I'm guessing, by the connotation, its a 1995 Dodge Neon? . . . . . Did I guess correctly? $#ยก&@%!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:03pm, #264631


I LOVE IT! LOL!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 24, 2015 12:00pm, #264630


Lol! That's more clo5er to the truth! Good job!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 20, 2015 3:14pm, #264601


Thank you, Priss.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 20, 2015 3:13pm, #264600


Lol! Awesome!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 18, 2015 8:05pm, #264570


Wow! You think you know a 5lug, then new evidence comes to light.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 12, 2015 3:07am, #264490


Thanks



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 10, 2015 10:06am, #264429


Aside from time relativity, I truly believe in general a woman's concept of time differs greatly than that of a man and vice versa. A universal joke on all him humankind, bwahahaha! 5L btw



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 10, 2015 10:00am, #264428


Thank you, mizz. I was inspired by being ever so careful with what we say today. I couldn't help but poke fun at it :-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 5, 2015 2:57pm, #264283


If you're referring to a time when they were - how should we say - full, then yes. However when she started looking borderline anorexic and they were already shriveling up, I think THAT is when the bemoaning should've began. :-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 5, 2015 2:43pm, #264282


A very well said, sobering poster! 5L



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 30, 2015 3:47pm, #264132


Bravo! 5L



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 27, 2015 11:06pm, #264101


Fantastic! 5L



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 23, 2015 3:57pm, #264038


It most certainly is, my friend.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 21, 2015 1:43pm, #264012


Thank you. Glad you liked it :-)



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 18, 2015 5:36pm, #263976


This is awesome!



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 18, 2015 12:28pm, #263971


But that can lead to premat-- never mind :-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 17, 2015 4:24pm, #263955


Wouldn't surprise me X-D



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 17, 2015 4:23pm, #263954


Yes! That too! Lol! Happen to me several times.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 12, 2015 12:47am, #263840


And there's Robert Blake playing the most disturbing, menacing character out of the entire cast.



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2015 9:20pm, #263838


I feel for you, Silver. I once rode a Greyhound bus, and at NIGHT no less. The journey was so errie it reached David Lynch status. (specifically Lost Highway)



thecrotchetyoldcynic - Nov 11, 2015 1:43pm, #263827


I 5L% agree.